Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Life at my house....

Life at my house is always interesting. Yesterday I was signed up to take a breastfeeding class at the hospital. I signed my husband up too (the computer program made me). I had no intention of making him go. Last week after we left the childbirth class he said he had seen enough boobies. Once I got there, I saw I was the only one there without their husband. I sent him a text to tell him he was a lucky bastard. While I was gone, he made this:

That would be a blurry 3.5 pound cheeseburger. He was inspired by a place he went with his buds this weekend. I worry about the things he will teach our daughter. I know we live in Texas but bigger is not always better.....especially with food.

So when I got home he wanted to know how class was. I told him it was kind of weird because they made us pull our boobs out and they had these life-like dolls that could suck like real babies. Now this was a complete lie. If they asked me to do that, I would have left. The worst I saw was a video of breast feeding. Mostly it was just informative. So I am proud of myself for not laughing while telling him this. This was his reaction:

Hubby: You had to pull out your boob in front of all those other guys?

Me: Yep. Weird, huh?

Hubby: Man I sure am glad I didn't go.

Me: Why? You don't want to see my boob?

Hubby: No. I have seen your boobs. I do not want to see those other people's boobs. And the videos? They find the grossest people for those. Hey, want to see the pictures of my burger?

That is what life is like at my house. I never told him the truth. I am hoping he will tell this story to someone else and they will laugh at him for believing it. Or perhaps he will only ever talk about his epic burger for the rest of his life.

In other news - I am still exercising a lot. Last week I did weight training 3 times (bodypump) and 3 one hour cardio sessions (body attack, turbo kickboxing). I also walked the dogs everyday. I am also eating pretty well. I am all of a sudden not liking fruit again. I am so sick of it (but still making myself eat it for baby girl) that I have turned to drinking fruit smoothies. I did that the past 2 days and today I ate an apple with peanut butter. Something to help me want to eat it. Sad. I am like a small child sometimes.

Hope you all are having a great week!! Stay cool. Cause man is is HOT!!!


Miss S. said...

Ha Ha!!

Anonymous said...

That is freaking greatness! lol I am laughing my arse off!


F. McButter Pants said...

LMAO!! I will retell this story all day.

Way to make my day!

Mom to the Fourth Power said...

That is TOO funny!!

mommaof3ontherun said...

Too funny. I made my husband go to the class with me. I had trouble nursing #1 but no problems with #2 or #3...that being said, it was one of the hardest things I've done and stuck with. But one of the most worthwhile things ever!!!!

Alison said...

LOL that is the funniest thing I ever heard, I might have to use it on my husband, if I can keep my mouth shut that long :P
3.5 pounds??????? Did I read that right? OMG!
I'm impressed with your exercise mine has declined and I feel pathetic for it, but I don't have the energy :(

Cassie said...

That is so funny. I was laughing so I started to cry and my kids were asking if I was okay. That is so funny.

Joy said...

Oh that was funny!! Sad thing is, I was falling for it... I thought, "Geez, she's in a baaaaad class!!!" I am really glad it was a joke!! Your hubby is a crack up!! Enjoy every minutes!! Hugs!

Anonymous said...

That is a great story!

Nothing wrong with apples & peanut butter...I still have one like that at least once a week :)

Trisha said...

That is the funniest thing I have heard/read all day! I love it and you should get an Oscar for pulling that off!

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Miz said...

ahhh texas.
I totally thought the BIGGER IS BETTER with food thing was a joke, too.

till we moved here.


CJ said...

LOL! So funny :) Loved the story!

Sarah said...

Love it! I might steal this for when I am preggers.

big_mummy said...

baaahhahahhhaaaa a doll that sucks your boob!!??? how funny, andhe didnt even question it lol, i am cracking UP

ladyofthehouse said...

Oh my goodness - I just found your blog and reading this post gave me such a good laugh! i love it!! And you're right, he'll probably just talk about the burger - but boy if he ever shares the class story I'd love to see the reactions of those listening!!
Thank you for the laugh and great job on keeping up with exercise!!!
diane :)